everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

Posted 2 hours ago, on June 18, with 216,260 notes

avenging-sherl0ck:

jfc-castiel:

if you havent seen zac efron without eyebrows i swear to god you have not lived

what about matt smith with eyebrows

Im pretty sure I’ve just woke the whole street up with my manic laughing

(Source: ohrelaxcupcakeitwasajoke)

Posted 3 hours ago, on June 18, with 69,569 notes

Reblog if you’re older than ten and want to go to Disney Land

thetuffestnut:

My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 7,388 notes

jaratepills:

when u say something and the the tv says it right after

(Source: swaggsniper)

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 21,771 notes

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 32,242 notes

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 16,502 notes

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 67,841 notes

great-wonder:

daydreamersfictions:

At age 17, she wants to be an animator.At age 20, she´s an animator.At age 29, she´s still an animator, people loves her for what she does.At age 35, she and her husband celebrate 10 years happily together.At age 40, her first born is an adult- handsome man/beautiful woman.At age 50, we´re grand parents now.At age 55, she wacthes her own fairytales in the TV with her grand children.At age 60, she´s so glad that she didn´t give up.

Bless you^^^

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 62,423 notes

gloriouspondchester:

what do will graham and sherlock holmes have in common

a deerstalker

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 4,524 notes

can-town-mayor:

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

I SOMETIMES HATE YOU PEOPLE

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 111,493 notes

tiptaptow:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(Source: calmility)

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 42,484 notes

things-larry-cant:

betweendecembers:

Hahahahaha I laughed for like a full minute

are internet explorer and Safari dating #Handholding

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 98,614 notes

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 41,938 notes

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 5,938 notes

the-science-of-destruction:

Excuse me, Tumblr

I would really love a ‘Sent Messages’ folder

Because so often I’ll forget what I’ve said to someone if their reply takes a while & then I look like an idiot when I respond to them

Yours sincerely,

Me

Posted 4 hours ago, on June 18, with 50,685 notes